1 00:00:00,803 --> 00:00:03,347 I've been sleeping around 2 00:00:03,349 --> 00:00:05,482 This hungry town 3 00:00:05,484 --> 00:00:08,552 Trying to find myself again 4 00:00:08,554 --> 00:00:10,888 Just trying to find myself again 5 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,590 Like I always should 6 00:00:13,592 --> 00:00:16,360 Like I always should 7 00:00:16,362 --> 00:00:19,463 Like I always should 8 00:00:19,465 --> 00:00:26,804 Like I always should 9 00:00:26,806 --> 00:00:28,972 10 00:00:28,974 --> 00:00:30,841 Ava, you're gonna be a massive cabaret star. 11 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:32,476 Let's not get ahead of ourselves, guys. 12 00:00:32,478 --> 00:00:34,645 This... this guy could be total bullshit, honey. 13 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:36,246 I mean, he might just be trying to get laid. 14 00:00:36,248 --> 00:00:38,549 So it's not my voice, it's my ass? 15 00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:39,983 No, I'm... I'm... that's not what I'm saying. 16 00:00:39,985 --> 00:00:41,318 He's just worried... 17 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,287 - And jealous. - [laughter] 18 00:00:43,289 --> 00:00:44,988 No, no, I'm not, I'm just looking out for my girl. 19 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,323 This could be big for you, Ava. 20 00:00:46,325 --> 00:00:47,590 Oh, man, you're gonna get 21 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:49,026 a shitload of attention. 22 00:00:49,028 --> 00:00:51,328 Yeah, lead singer's the center of attention. 23 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,330 Yeah, everybody wants to bang the lead singer. 24 00:00:53,332 --> 00:00:55,132 You remember those days, Johnny. 25 00:00:55,134 --> 00:00:56,166 - Yes, I do. - Hey, man, 26 00:00:56,168 --> 00:00:57,634 lead singers get laid. 27 00:00:57,636 --> 00:00:59,203 Jagger doesn't have a sell-by date. 28 00:00:59,205 --> 00:01:01,205 Mm, sexy till the day he dies. 29 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:02,806 Every girl on earth wants to do him. 30 00:01:02,808 --> 00:01:04,241 Hey, if we ever get married, 31 00:01:04,243 --> 00:01:05,576 I get a "free to [...] Mick Jagger" card. 32 00:01:05,578 --> 00:01:06,844 [laughs] 33 00:01:06,846 --> 00:01:09,146 I want to hump Joe Perry's hair. 34 00:01:09,148 --> 00:01:10,914 I'm getting a series Bonnie Raitt vibe 35 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,716 from Joe Perry these days. 36 00:01:12,718 --> 00:01:13,851 Uh, I'm getting some hot Bonnie Raitt vibes 37 00:01:13,853 --> 00:01:15,119 from Steven Tyler. 38 00:01:15,121 --> 00:01:16,887 Would you do Steven Tyler? 39 00:01:16,889 --> 00:01:19,623 Dude looks like a lesbian middle-aged lady. 40 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:21,525 Plus, think how great he'd be at picking out scarves. 41 00:01:21,527 --> 00:01:23,060 I don't know, I feel like both of those guys 42 00:01:23,062 --> 00:01:24,528 are one turquoise bracelet away 43 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,497 from shopping at Ann Taylor Loft. 44 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:27,664 Where they run into Keith Richards 45 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:29,032 in the hair accessories section. 46 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:30,667 Hey, what about Paul McCartney? 47 00:01:30,669 --> 00:01:32,102 - No. - Boo. 48 00:01:32,104 --> 00:01:34,004 - I call him "Carol." - Why? 49 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:35,139 'Cause he looks like somebody's grand-aunt. 50 00:01:35,141 --> 00:01:36,540 - Oh. - [laughs] 51 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,641 Hey, I'd like to do Taylor Swift, 52 00:01:37,643 --> 00:01:39,209 but just once, then never call her 53 00:01:39,211 --> 00:01:40,844 and see if she writes a song about me. 54 00:01:40,846 --> 00:01:41,912 Oh, she'll write a song about you. 55 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:43,680 Then she'll pull an Adele 56 00:01:43,682 --> 00:01:45,716 and she'll write an entire revenge album about you. 57 00:01:45,718 --> 00:01:47,684 Yeah, then she would buy the apartment next to yours 58 00:01:47,686 --> 00:01:48,652 and leave you some warm snickerdoodles 59 00:01:48,654 --> 00:01:49,787 on your front step 60 00:01:49,789 --> 00:01:51,455 salted with her own lanky tears. 61 00:01:51,457 --> 00:01:53,311 - Could be a turn-on. - Good. 62 00:01:53,312 --> 00:01:55,034 Well, then it's your adorable funeral, baby. 63 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,462 Sex and drugs and rock and roll 64 00:01:58,464 --> 00:01:59,916 All right 65 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,366 All right 66 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:04,668 'Cause I don't want to die 67 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,303 Anonymous 68 00:02:06,305 --> 00:02:07,805 No, no 69 00:02:07,807 --> 00:02:09,706 No, no 70 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,909 No, no 71 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:16,522 - 00:03:17,541 Ah, it's just an old Scorsese movie. 94 00:03:17,543 --> 00:03:19,142 Aw. 95 00:03:19,144 --> 00:03:21,578 I like old movies. 96 00:03:26,452 --> 00:03:28,619 [sighs] 97 00:03:28,621 --> 00:03:31,455 - Is it your birthday? - Nope. 98 00:03:31,457 --> 00:03:36,126 - Then why'd she give it to you? - Trying to figure that out. 99 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:39,296 - It's got diamonds in it. - And rubies. 100 00:03:39,298 --> 00:03:40,964 What do rubies mean as, like, a gem? 101 00:03:40,966 --> 00:03:42,432 I googled it. Commitment. 102 00:03:42,434 --> 00:03:45,168 - Shit. Really? - I know. 103 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:48,071 God damn it. There's a ton of goddamn rubies in it. 104 00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:50,540 The whole goddamn thing's rubies. 105 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:52,309 [laughs] 106 00:03:52,311 --> 00:03:54,444 You... maybe we're overthinking it. 107 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:56,546 Oh, yeah, right. 108 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:57,848 You heard that marriage crack she made yesterday. 109 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,016 Look at this. 110 00:03:59,018 --> 00:04:00,817 Remember Phil Tessla? 111 00:04:00,819 --> 00:04:02,519 Just like Mickey, he dropped dead last night, 112 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:03,820 but not famous enough to get his name 113 00:04:03,822 --> 00:04:05,088 to headline his own obituary. 114 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:07,557 That's gonna be me, man, 115 00:04:07,559 --> 00:04:09,559 'cause I'm never gonna be more famous than I am right now. 116 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:11,461 I ain't gettin' any younger. 117 00:04:11,463 --> 00:04:13,530 She gives me this pin to step up our relationship 118 00:04:13,532 --> 00:04:15,065 to the next level. 119 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,334 So I'm thinking maybe it's time. 120 00:04:17,336 --> 00:04:19,169 I mean, what the hell am I waiting for? 121 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:21,071 I'm gonna meet a girl that's more suited to my tastes 122 00:04:21,073 --> 00:04:23,307 looks-wise and age-wise? 123 00:04:23,309 --> 00:04:24,942 No. 124 00:04:24,944 --> 00:04:26,209 Well, I mean, you could troll 125 00:04:26,211 --> 00:04:27,477 a few local high schools and colleges. 126 00:04:27,479 --> 00:04:28,979 Funny. 127 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:30,747 I know you think I'm too old for her. 128 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:32,282 You know what? I actually don't think that anymore. 129 00:04:32,284 --> 00:04:33,250 Oh, since when? 130 00:04:33,252 --> 00:04:34,284 Since I evolved. 131 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:36,253 I'm changing, okay? 132 00:04:36,255 --> 00:04:37,955 - Oh, you've evolved? - Yeah. I'm evolving. 133 00:04:37,957 --> 00:04:39,957 I mean, have you not noticed my new threads? 134 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:41,792 Yeah, I've noticed that you're dressing like me. 135 00:04:41,794 --> 00:04:43,905 I'm not dressing like you, okay? 136 00:04:43,906 --> 00:04:44,461 Ava got me these clothes. 137 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,129 I'm... I'm dressing like this to make Ava happy. 138 00:04:46,131 --> 00:04:47,297 Okay, that's what I'm focusing on, all right? 139 00:04:47,299 --> 00:04:48,765 You should be focusing on that too 140 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,300 because if you put a smile on Gigi's face, 141 00:04:50,302 --> 00:04:52,035 that puts a smile on Ava's face, 142 00:04:52,037 --> 00:04:54,004 and that makes my life a hell of a lot easier. 143 00:04:54,006 --> 00:04:56,106 Oh, okay, so it is still about you? 144 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:58,842 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 145 00:04:58,844 --> 00:05:01,244 It's all about you taking care of Gigi. 146 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:03,080 But don't do anything insane 147 00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:05,182 because this is not the most famous you're gonna be. 148 00:05:05,184 --> 00:05:06,917 When she gets famous, which she will 149 00:05:06,919 --> 00:05:09,619 because she's beautiful and talented and ambitious, 150 00:05:09,621 --> 00:05:11,955 you're gonna get more famous for being her guitar player, 151 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:14,191 and I'm gonna get famous for being her songwriting dad. 152 00:05:14,193 --> 00:05:16,426 Okay? So hold out a little bit longer 153 00:05:16,428 --> 00:05:18,695 and there'll be, like, a gaggle of 23-year-old girls 154 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:22,165 just dying to buy whatever you have to sell. 155 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:26,470 But not too long, 'cause, you know, your hair is disappearing. 156 00:05:26,472 --> 00:05:28,801 Dude, is there something wrong with you? 157 00:05:28,802 --> 00:05:29,573 What do you mean? 158 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:31,607 How can you talk about your daughter like that? 159 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:33,477 - Like what? - Like she's a record deal. 160 00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:35,412 - That's not what I said. - Oh, yeah, it is. 161 00:05:35,414 --> 00:05:37,681 And listen, number one, my hair's not receding that fast. 162 00:05:37,683 --> 00:05:40,050 Number two, the gray makes it look a little wispy. 163 00:05:40,052 --> 00:05:41,518 - Okay. - Number three, 164 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,787 Gigi's happiness is my main concern 165 00:05:43,789 --> 00:05:46,790 so when we have lunch today with that cabaret producer, 166 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,026 see if you can keep "evolving." 167 00:05:49,028 --> 00:05:50,560 I know how to use a napkin, asshole. 168 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:52,271 You know how to keep your yap shut 169 00:05:52,425 --> 00:05:54,398 and let Ava do all the talking? 170 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,600 Ooh. I can almost hear 171 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,135 your DNA imploding right now. 172 00:05:58,137 --> 00:05:59,403 My DNA is not... 173 00:05:59,405 --> 00:06:01,405 this is my [...] you, Flash face. 174 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:03,140 That's what this face is. 175 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:11,381 From the first time I saw The Heathens live, 176 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:13,116 I swear to God, I was a huge fan. 177 00:06:13,118 --> 00:06:15,419 It was the... it was the Ritz in '92. 178 00:06:15,421 --> 00:06:16,753 Man, I thought you guys were gonna win 179 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,455 the Best New Artist Grammy that year 180 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:20,757 and the MTV Moonman and an AMA. 181 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,793 Shit, I thought you guys were gonna sweep the whole thing. 182 00:06:22,795 --> 00:06:25,362 Yeah, no, they broke up before the nominations came out. 183 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:26,830 Who did end up winning the Grammy that year? 184 00:06:26,832 --> 00:06:28,698 Marc Cohn. 185 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,734 With this... this crappy, little piano ballad 186 00:06:30,736 --> 00:06:31,968 about Elvis' ghost or some shit. 187 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,003 - "Walking in Memphis." 188 00:06:33,005 --> 00:06:34,604 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 189 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:36,473 I won a producing Grammy that night too, 190 00:06:36,475 --> 00:06:39,776 so that song has a... it has a special place in my heart. 191 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:42,212 Marc, you know, he ended up being a one-hit wonder, 192 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:43,980 it happens, but you guys, man, 193 00:06:43,982 --> 00:06:45,615 I thought you guys had staying power. 194 00:06:45,617 --> 00:06:48,118 I always wondered what happened after you broke up. 195 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,060 Well, I, you know, wanted to do something that was more 196 00:06:51,061 --> 00:06:51,988 purely my own vision. 197 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:54,766 So I-I started this band called The Johnny Rock Show, 198 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,593 you probably heard about them. Very highly acclaimed... 199 00:06:56,594 --> 00:06:57,727 I-I remember The Johnny Rock show. 200 00:06:57,729 --> 00:06:59,830 I meant what happened with you, Ava? 201 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:03,467 You had such charisma. And your eyes... holy shit. 202 00:07:03,469 --> 00:07:05,869 I could never stop staring at you when you were on stage. 203 00:07:05,871 --> 00:07:08,505 I just... I kept waiting for you to do your own thing. 204 00:07:08,507 --> 00:07:10,040 - Well, I... - Well, she was kind of tenta... 205 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:11,775 you felt tentative about stepping out front, 206 00:07:11,777 --> 00:07:13,310 right, honey? 207 00:07:13,312 --> 00:07:14,611 No, no. I wouldn't say tentative. 208 00:07:14,613 --> 00:07:16,079 I would say more stuck in the background. 209 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:18,348 Yeah, she crushed it with me last week. 210 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,016 That's the video I showed you. 211 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:22,022 - Her voice is better than ever. - I know, right? 212 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,587 It's even sexier now. 213 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:25,822 It's... it's deeper. I... man... I-I'm in love with your tone. 214 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:27,557 Oh, thank you, Brook. 215 00:07:27,559 --> 00:07:28,859 Let me cut right to the point here. 216 00:07:28,861 --> 00:07:31,027 I am bringing cabaret to Brooklyn. 217 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:33,697 I think there's a market here for upscale, yet edgy live music 218 00:07:33,699 --> 00:07:35,398 in a theatrical setting. 219 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,101 Debbie Harry is my opening weekend headliner. 220 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:40,403 The following Wednesday and Thursday 221 00:07:40,405 --> 00:07:43,440 would be you, Ava X. 222 00:07:43,442 --> 00:07:46,243 Me and Debbie Harry? 223 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:47,177 - [laughs] - That's right. 224 00:07:47,179 --> 00:07:48,778 Think you can handle it? 225 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,147 - Well, yeah, I think I... - You know what? 226 00:07:50,149 --> 00:07:51,815 I-I can handle it. 227 00:07:51,817 --> 00:07:53,517 I'll... I'll be your music director. 228 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:55,619 I'll pick out the songs. We'll make the set list. 229 00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:57,516 Come up with a title and all that stuff 230 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:58,317 that we're gonna need. 231 00:07:58,318 --> 00:07:58,955 You just worry about singing 232 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:00,157 and I'll handle everything else. 233 00:08:00,159 --> 00:08:01,791 Except the check. 234 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,527 We, uh... we have an old-standing rule, 235 00:08:03,529 --> 00:08:05,128 Grammy winner picks up the check. 236 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:07,297 - Five-time Grammy winner. - Sorry? 237 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,544 You won five Grammys? 238 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,553 - I did. Yeah. 239 00:08:10,554 --> 00:08:11,701 No, well, six, actually. 240 00:08:11,703 --> 00:08:14,971 I keep forgetting about the Michael J. Fox audiobook. 241 00:08:14,973 --> 00:08:17,250 And those count? 242 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,909 I don't know. 243 00:08:22,308 --> 00:08:26,306 Hey, hey, hey, hey 244 00:08:26,308 --> 00:08:28,141 [humming indistinctly] 245 00:08:28,143 --> 00:08:30,644 Hey, hey 246 00:08:30,646 --> 00:08:31,845 Hey 247 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:44,558 I find that coloring focuses the mind 248 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,459 on forgiveness. 249 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:48,028 [sighs] 250 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,197 It's peaceful, cleansing. 251 00:08:50,199 --> 00:08:53,967 Transforms the sin-addled adult soul 252 00:08:53,969 --> 00:08:57,370 into that of an innocent child. 253 00:08:57,372 --> 00:08:58,738 Okay. 254 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,173 The unicorn's mane may be 255 00:09:00,175 --> 00:09:02,075 the most important piece of the picture. 256 00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:04,477 What color should it be? 257 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:08,081 Atomic Tangerine 258 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,549 or Unmellow Yellow? 259 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:16,623 Razzle-dazzle Rose. 260 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,691 Right here. 261 00:09:17,693 --> 00:09:19,426 Niece, two nephews. 262 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,695 Yeah, Purple Pizzazz, too busy. 263 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:23,597 And it's not really purple, if you ask me. 264 00:09:23,599 --> 00:09:24,865 Purple Pizzazz is hot magenta 265 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:27,033 on some strange violet mission. 266 00:09:27,035 --> 00:09:29,903 Yeah. Trying to steal Razzle-dazzle Rose's thunder. 267 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:31,838 [men laughing in bar] 268 00:09:42,351 --> 00:09:45,485 What's your favorite shade of purple, Mr. Silverstein? 269 00:09:45,487 --> 00:09:49,289 Puce. 270 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:52,759 Puce is a... 271 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:55,362 very angry color. 272 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:57,030 Well, it depends on how you say it. 273 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:59,165 Puce. 274 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,334 Are you saying when I say it, I say it angry? 275 00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:02,969 Yes. 276 00:10:02,971 --> 00:10:04,037 Puce. 277 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,272 Puce. 278 00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:07,107 - Puce. - Puce. 279 00:10:07,109 --> 00:10:08,208 Like me. Puce. 280 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,076 Puce. 281 00:10:10,078 --> 00:10:12,479 You're kind of only saying it lower and slower. 282 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,481 Puce. 283 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,982 Puce. 284 00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:16,983 - Puce. - Puce. 285 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:18,084 - Puce. - Puce? 286 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:19,619 Relax your larynx a little. 287 00:10:19,621 --> 00:10:21,490 Just, like, let it fly out of you. 288 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:22,989 - You know, puce. - Puce? 289 00:10:22,991 --> 00:10:25,859 Still sounds mad. 290 00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:27,460 - Puce. - [...] puce! 291 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,095 "Puce" sounds like "puke." 292 00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:31,231 Not even in the [...] purple family. 293 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,366 It's a little maggot color. 294 00:10:33,368 --> 00:10:35,201 Doesn't have the balls to be pink. 295 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:36,870 The courage to be [...] purple. 296 00:10:36,872 --> 00:10:38,772 Puce is a pussy. 297 00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:40,340 "Pussy Puce" that should be the Crayola name. 298 00:10:40,342 --> 00:10:42,309 There will be no puce in the show. 299 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:45,045 [exhales slowly] 300 00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:50,050 Can I ask you a question? 301 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,117 Color question? 302 00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:53,019 No, this is a show question. 303 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,555 Uh, do you sing? 304 00:10:55,557 --> 00:10:58,959 Well, I've done some Shakespeare... 13 productions... 305 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,361 and what is Shakespeare, if not singing? 306 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:05,265 What is "Hamlet" three times, if not pure music? 307 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:06,733 You never heard my H?agen-Dazs commercials? 308 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,735 Mesmerizing. I've seen them. 309 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,470 You had me hooked on Vanilla Swiss Almond 310 00:11:10,472 --> 00:11:12,305 for two and a half delicious years. 311 00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:13,666 [laughs] 312 00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:19,779 So you're gonna talk/sing 29 of my songs 313 00:11:19,781 --> 00:11:21,948 about the potato famine? 314 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:23,917 No. 315 00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:25,585 No, I'm gonna talk/sing five of your songs. 316 00:11:25,587 --> 00:11:27,988 I'm dropping 24 of them 317 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,056 and bringing in a new young composer because I want to rap. 318 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:31,224 Rap? 319 00:11:31,226 --> 00:11:32,792 What, like, hip-hop rap? 320 00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:35,095 I want to rap the Irish famine 321 00:11:35,097 --> 00:11:37,397 into the minds of upcoming generations. 322 00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:41,001 I want to drop some rhymes on young Irish minds. 323 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:43,470 Drop the top on the spot 324 00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:46,206 where the English dropped dimes. 325 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,308 Kill the chill on the hill 326 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,944 where my tribe's blood was spilt. 327 00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:53,279 Hit the kit on the kettle where the battle be settled. 328 00:11:53,281 --> 00:11:55,548 This is it, bro, let the blood flow. 329 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,017 Take the bit, bitch. 330 00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:58,752 Hit the hot Celtic switch. 331 00:11:58,754 --> 00:12:00,720 Uh, uh-uh. 332 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:02,555 Whoo! What? 333 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,691 D... dude. 334 00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:06,359 That was amazing, Campbell. 335 00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:07,794 Thanks, man. 336 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,729 - W... can I say "Campbell"? - Yeah. 337 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,398 What... dude. 338 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,932 I'm working a heavy Kendrick vibe, 339 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:15,201 like, 24/7 these days. 340 00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:19,906 Uh, my show is not some crappy rap thing, man. 341 00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:22,675 It is a song cycle. 342 00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:24,244 It's my show. 343 00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:27,180 You gave over the rights to my company 344 00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:29,682 when you signed the contract, Mr. Silverstein. 345 00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:32,819 And my show is gonna feast on "Hamilton's" testicles. 346 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:35,622 My show is gonna make America forget 347 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:39,125 about Ha-ha-Hamilton. 348 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,895 My show will be referred to as "Familton." 349 00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:43,496 Your subject is powerful, 350 00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:47,300 but your songs are out of date and atonal. 351 00:12:47,302 --> 00:12:48,935 The real genius is this man's drumming. 352 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:51,304 That was the best thing about those 29 tracks. 353 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:53,473 I want wall-to-wall percussion in "Feast." 354 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:56,976 I want ancient Celtic tribal drums... 355 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:59,245 bodhr?n meets... 356 00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:01,815 I don't know... the beats of Dr. [...] Dre. 357 00:13:01,817 --> 00:13:04,250 Yeah, that's... that's genius, man. 358 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:06,019 Right? Smashing it. 359 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,954 - Punching it. Popping it. - Yeah. 360 00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,289 Look, Campbell, 361 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,859 I was willing to collaborate... 362 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:17,163 but I mean, I have got to draw the line 363 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,699 at having a 54-year-old white guy... 364 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,000 51. 365 00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:23,603 Standing on stage rapping. 366 00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:25,238 It's not cool! 367 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,706 I mean, it's not Celtic. 368 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,575 - I got news for you, my friend. - What? 369 00:13:28,577 --> 00:13:33,446 I am the American theater Celtic barometer of cool. 370 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,181 By the time I get finished with "Feast," 371 00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:36,749 people are gonna be begging me 372 00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,284 to autograph their [...] potatoes. 373 00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:40,987 Well, then you can sign potatoes by yourself, man. 374 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,123 You may have the right to destroy my masterwork, 375 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,724 Mr. Scott, 376 00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:48,862 but we have the right to walk away. 377 00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:50,797 Come on, Bam. 378 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:52,432 Um... 379 00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:54,534 I, uh... 380 00:13:54,536 --> 00:13:55,768 I'm staying with Campbell. 381 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,737 [sighs] 382 00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,906 Well, then, I'm taking my name 383 00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,829 off of his show. 384 00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:10,976 What color should the wings be? 385 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:12,305 Not puce. 386 00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:14,145 All right, so listen, girls. 387 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,179 Listen. Hey. 388 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:16,314 [indistinct chatter] 389 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:17,248 I've got the idea for the... 390 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,216 Hey. Shh. Hey. 391 00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:19,784 Guys, listen. 392 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,085 Great idea for the opening tune. 393 00:14:21,087 --> 00:14:23,087 "Bang a Gong," T-Rex, 394 00:14:23,089 --> 00:14:24,989 honey, that's one of your favorite songs ever recorded, 395 00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,224 okay, plus it's got a sexy groove. 396 00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:27,558 I've never seen a chick cover it, 397 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,961 but it also gives us the title of our show, 398 00:14:29,963 --> 00:14:34,232 Ava X Hubcap, Diamond Star, Halo. 399 00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,903 Yawn. No. 400 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:38,336 My foot literally just fell asleep as you were saying it. 401 00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,271 Same song, better title... "Get It On." 402 00:14:40,273 --> 00:14:41,472 "Get It On." 403 00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:42,407 - Right? - It's awesome. 404 00:14:42,409 --> 00:14:43,510 Oh, my God. "Get It On." 405 00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:45,743 If I see a poster with her silhouette in stiletto heels, 406 00:14:45,745 --> 00:14:47,147 that says "Ava X Get It On," 407 00:14:47,149 --> 00:14:49,213 I'm showing up, not to mention every penis in Brooklyn. 408 00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:50,748 Okay, but "Get It On's" not classy. 409 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,784 "Hubcap, Diamond Star, Halo," that's classy. 410 00:14:52,786 --> 00:14:54,252 We don't need a classy title, okay? 411 00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:55,553 I'm classy. 412 00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:56,954 We need asses in the seats. 413 00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:58,389 And some really killer shoes. 414 00:14:58,391 --> 00:14:59,490 - Absolutely. - For sure. 415 00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,159 "Get It On" is the title, 416 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,827 but you don't open with that song, okay, 417 00:15:02,829 --> 00:15:04,529 you close with it, because when people hear "Get It On," 418 00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:05,747 they're gonna thing "Bang a Gong." 419 00:15:05,748 --> 00:15:07,298 So subconsciously they're gonna be begging for it. 420 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,598 So we make them wait 421 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,735 and then we give it to them at the end, make them orgasm. 422 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,403 Okay, so let me just get this straight. 423 00:15:12,405 --> 00:15:15,073 Um, I've got 32 years of show business experience, 424 00:15:15,075 --> 00:15:17,208 but you're gonna tell me how to put a set together? 425 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,509 - Yes. I am. - Okay. 426 00:15:18,511 --> 00:15:20,311 Okay, we open with an original tune 427 00:15:20,313 --> 00:15:21,679 so we can establish original ground right up front. 428 00:15:21,681 --> 00:15:22,680 You know, something with a sexy groove. 429 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,248 - Yes. - Okay, honey, 430 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,483 who's the musical director here? 431 00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:26,650 - I am. - Gigi is. 432 00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:28,276 You're just the piano player, honey. 433 00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:31,155 - Since when? - Since the cab ride home. 434 00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:32,824 I was in the cab, okay, 435 00:15:32,826 --> 00:15:34,292 and I was talking to you guys about, you know, 436 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:35,560 who I was gonna hire for the horn section, 437 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:36,962 and you guys weren't even listening. 438 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:37,929 You were both just sitting there, texting. 439 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,197 Yes, each other, 440 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,431 making really big decisions. 441 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,093 W-why is she in charge? 442 00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:44,235 Because I'm the only member of the band that's not on stage, 443 00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,837 plus, I have great ideas, great perspective. 444 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,538 Well, "Bang a Gong" was my idea. 445 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,673 Yeah, which I just made better. 446 00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:49,740 It's a collaboration, Dad. 447 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:50,715 That's what I'm saying. 448 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:51,809 I want to collaborate... me and you. 449 00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,234 Me and Ava, 450 00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:55,546 but you shouldn't worry about that. 451 00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:57,381 You should just be worrying about your piano chops. 452 00:15:57,383 --> 00:15:59,357 What's wrong with my piano chops? 453 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,887 - Nothing. - Nothing. 454 00:16:02,889 --> 00:16:04,522 - And so for sure on the belt. - I like the first one. 455 00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:05,857 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do too. I do too. 456 00:16:05,859 --> 00:16:08,826 [rock music] 457 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:11,729 458 00:16:11,731 --> 00:16:13,698 Oh, baby, watch your step 459 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,833 460 00:16:15,835 --> 00:16:17,468 If you're gonna dress like that 461 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,537 462 00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:21,506 Oh, baby, watch your step 463 00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:23,474 464 00:16:23,476 --> 00:16:25,309 If you're gonna dress like that 465 00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:26,978 Yeah, yeah 466 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:28,546 Ow 467 00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:31,883 The colors and the shapes 468 00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:39,290 Oh, you're painting pattern brown 469 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:44,228 470 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,596 [cheering] 471 00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:46,497 - Very nice. - All right. 472 00:16:46,499 --> 00:16:48,032 - Whoo! - Nice. 473 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,934 - Way to go, hon. - Thanks, guys. 474 00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:51,068 - That was awesome. - Yeah, you too, man. 475 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:52,403 [clears throat] Dad. 476 00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,771 - Yeah? - You want to walk out together? 477 00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:54,705 I want to discuss some of the songs. 478 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:56,641 Oh, okay. Great. 479 00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:58,042 Hope you guys are whispering about coming in earlier 480 00:16:58,044 --> 00:16:59,377 on the second verse over there. 481 00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,978 Don't have to come in earlier 482 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,813 if you ain't ham-fisting them keys, kid. 483 00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:04,382 Yeah, you got heavy fingers. 484 00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,450 - And happy mother[...] feet. - Uh-huh. 485 00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:08,419 Always did. You got no nuance. 486 00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:10,221 Try listening to us, 487 00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:11,355 'cause we're listening to the lead singer. 488 00:17:11,357 --> 00:17:13,157 Slow the heck down, man. 489 00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:14,525 Yeah, or you guys could just come in earlier 490 00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:16,127 on the second verse. 491 00:17:16,129 --> 00:17:18,596 Thanks for the advice, boys. 492 00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,798 I oughta kick his [...] ass. 493 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,434 Ah. What's up? 494 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,403 - Why are you acting like this? - Like what? 495 00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:26,837 You're being awful. 496 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,506 You're acting like a... like a yappy, 497 00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,808 loudmouth, insecure little douche, 498 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,110 which I know is normal for you, but my God, 499 00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:34,912 it's like you turned the volume on the bitch knob up to 11. 500 00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:36,247 Yeah, okay. 501 00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:37,648 Why can't you be happy for Ava? 502 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,483 I am happy for Ava. I'm just... 503 00:17:39,485 --> 00:17:40,851 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I'm just concerned. 504 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:41,786 You know, I don't want her to get hurt 505 00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:43,654 - or upset. - Or famous. 506 00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,323 Oh, honey, she's not gonna get famous. 507 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,024 - This is one goddamn gig. - What if she does? 508 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,226 What if she does? What if something happens 509 00:17:48,228 --> 00:17:49,327 and she becomes kind of well-known? 510 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,229 - What then? - I... 511 00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:53,431 God, if you get this jealous and agitated over one gig 512 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,933 of Ava's what is gonna happen if I make it? 513 00:17:55,935 --> 00:17:58,135 Honey, I'm, like, your biggest fan. 514 00:17:58,137 --> 00:17:59,637 Nobody wants you to make it more than me. 515 00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:00,938 But then why can't you be Ava's biggest fan? 516 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,139 What are you afraid of? 517 00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,441 I'm not afraid of anything. 518 00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:04,843 You're afraid she might leave you. 519 00:18:04,844 --> 00:18:06,744 Oh, yeah, like she's gonna leave me. 520 00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:07,878 Honey, you have to understand something, okay, 521 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,113 we're soul mates, all right. 522 00:18:09,115 --> 00:18:10,147 We're attached at the hip. 523 00:18:10,149 --> 00:18:11,716 Together forever. 524 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:12,984 She's never gonna leave me. 525 00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,982 [scoffs] 526 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:17,751 W-why, did she say something about... leaving? 527 00:18:17,753 --> 00:18:21,088 What did she say? 528 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:23,757 [sighs] 529 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:25,492 Well, we had a long talk about leaving. 530 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:26,727 And? 531 00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:29,363 And she's not leaving, 532 00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:30,497 you are. 533 00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:31,698 What do you mean? 534 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,867 You're fired, Dad. 535 00:18:33,869 --> 00:18:35,169 Fired from what? 536 00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:36,136 You're fired from the band. 537 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:37,304 You're fired from Ava X. 538 00:18:37,306 --> 00:18:38,672 - Says who? - Says Ava. 539 00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:40,174 Says me. Says Ruck. Says Bam Bam. 540 00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:41,375 Says everybody, but especially me. 541 00:18:41,377 --> 00:18:42,409 Okay, that's bullshit. 542 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:43,736 Why didn't Ava tell me? 543 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:46,046 'Cause she's completely overwhelmed by you. 544 00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:47,214 She feels like you're trying to subconsciously sabotage her. 545 00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:48,882 I'm not trying to... 546 00:18:48,884 --> 00:18:50,417 We know you have heavy fingers, but [...], Dad. 547 00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,619 You're like an anchor just weighing her down. 548 00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:54,054 It's such a drag 549 00:18:54,056 --> 00:18:56,523 and everybody feels it. 550 00:18:56,525 --> 00:18:59,326 I'm sorry to say this, but if you have any song ideas, 551 00:18:59,328 --> 00:19:00,828 if you have any suggestions, you have to go through me first. 552 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,329 Honey... 553 00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:03,430 I don't want you on stage with her. 554 00:19:03,432 --> 00:19:04,464 You're messing her up. 555 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,266 You're bringing her down. 556 00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:07,901 You are never stepping foot on that stage, ever. 557 00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:08,702 Okay, I'm not... I'm not... 558 00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:10,337 Shh! Listen. 559 00:19:10,339 --> 00:19:12,272 If you have any brains left, you will go home, 560 00:19:12,274 --> 00:19:14,174 you will apologize to her, okay, 561 00:19:14,176 --> 00:19:15,876 and you will agree to step elegantly aside 562 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:18,679 while she has her time in the spotlight. 563 00:19:18,681 --> 00:19:20,480 She'll love you for it. 564 00:19:22,351 --> 00:19:23,752 [scoffs] 565 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,890 I want a bagel. 566 00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:35,078 Hey, what the [...]? 567 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,379 Don't want to discuss it, John. 568 00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:38,048 You don't want to discuss it? 569 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,315 You fire me from the band without telling me 570 00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,540 and you don't want to discuss it? 571 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,218 We're gonna discuss the shit out of it right now. 572 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,756 Do not get in that bed, Ava. 573 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:50,193 We are gonna... 574 00:19:50,195 --> 00:19:51,828 Ava. 575 00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:53,496 Okay. 576 00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:54,597 All right. 577 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:58,668 Now listen to me. 578 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:01,404 Do not pick up that... 579 00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:04,240 Don't open that iPad. Honey. 580 00:20:04,242 --> 00:20:06,543 [growls] 581 00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:08,545 Okay. 582 00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,680 I know I'm controlling 583 00:20:10,682 --> 00:20:13,383 and I probably express myself the wrong way sometimes, 584 00:20:13,385 --> 00:20:16,186 but what I'm trying to say, honey, is, 585 00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:18,054 I have the same interest here that you do. 586 00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:19,589 I-I have your best interest at heart. 587 00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:20,771 What's best for me, John, 588 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,759 is to not have you sitting behind me on opening night. 589 00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:25,261 - Why? - Because. 590 00:20:25,263 --> 00:20:27,330 - That's it? - Yeah. 591 00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,766 That's it. "Because." 592 00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:31,801 Because I have enough to worry about, okay? 593 00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:34,170 How I sound, how I look, what the audience is thinking of me, 594 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,039 how to keep my hands from shaking. 595 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,174 This is not about you this time. This is about me. 596 00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:39,876 But that's what I'm saying. 597 00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:42,512 We're saying the same thing. Honey. 598 00:20:42,514 --> 00:20:45,615 I want to be there for precisely those reasons, okay. 599 00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:47,550 I want to be there in case you have a panic attack 600 00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,085 or you get anxious. 601 00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:50,053 All you have to do is look over at me 602 00:20:50,055 --> 00:20:51,521 and there I am to support you, 603 00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:53,957 to help you breathe, okay. 604 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,625 I'm... I want to be your safety net. 605 00:20:55,627 --> 00:20:57,694 Okay, in case you fall apart, 606 00:20:57,696 --> 00:21:00,230 I'm there to put the pieces back together again. 607 00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:07,871 But what if I don't fall apart? 608 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,339 What if? 609 00:21:09,341 --> 00:21:11,341 What if I'm great? 610 00:21:14,713 --> 00:21:16,079 But what if you're not? 611 00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:17,180 - Oh, you stupid... - Ow! Jeez! 612 00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:18,915 Son of a bitch! 613 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,250 You've been doing this all week, John, 614 00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:21,751 mind [...]ing me into failing. 615 00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:22,785 - Get out! - That hurt. 616 00:21:22,787 --> 00:21:24,677 I don't care. Get out! 617 00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:29,058 [sighs] 618 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,082 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 619 00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:36,682 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0